Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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