drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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