About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize