No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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