Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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