I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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