Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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