used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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