I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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