its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
there is puke in my bra ... again
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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