i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
A+ Viking dick
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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