whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
