she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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