I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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