If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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