so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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