My hand turned me down
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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