Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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