I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Its about making memories worth repressing
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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