4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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