Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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