Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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