it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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