youre lurking in front of me
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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