they need to just BURY HIM!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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