R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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