Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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