But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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