Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
