sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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