even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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