My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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