My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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