one two three fourrrrnication!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
that's an acceptable place to lick
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
