Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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