There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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