U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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