Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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