But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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