Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
