im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It's like God shit irony all over that family
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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