I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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