this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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