I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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