Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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