I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize
