i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Do you still have your period?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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