dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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