Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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