There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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