There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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