Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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