Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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