dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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